Ive been through the supposedly most traumatic period of my life. (read my last holidays) and Ive learnt a few things which I would like to share with you....
1) Smoking is injurious to health. (read I could discern no other message from the short film Vaaranam Ayiram).
2) Karan Johar is gay.(Final proof: read No other answer for Dostana.)
3) Sawshank Redemption can happen in real life. (read I have only one semester more.)
4) Daniel Craig has speach defect. He may have been dyslexic. (read I couldn't understand one word of what he said in Quantum of Solace. Maybe he was trying to be cooool.)
5) There's a new God for us Indians. ( read the Dhoni juggernaut rolls on.and before you get ready a lynch mob, we can have more than one God right??)
6)Manmohan Singh is the most educated prime minister in the world. (read the Govt. could have done something aboout Mumbai.)
7) Indian security is the tightest in the world. (read wish we could rank these things by sheer numbers.)
8) Mumbai is immortal.
9) There is or atleast was a new ministry in the Tamil Nadu Govt. ( read The power-cut ministry.)
10) Marks are easy to get. (read its just that I cant get them.)
and finally..
11) Flab is good. (read I just cant get rid of it.)
So my holiday resolve is to keep learning and also passing on the information to my loyal fan following. (read wish I had one.)
Shawshank redemption thing is for people who are hopeless and not for people who have already crossed their obstacles...
ReplyDeleteThat was very useful and time well spent(read i just wasted 15 seconds of my life)
ReplyDeletesorry couldn't resist a dig...
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